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    The TORPE moments

    As requested by bro Azimuths...

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    Salamat bro! Meron ako gusto i-share 3 torpe stories, hahati hatiin ko na lang into 3 posts para di mahaba masyado. Paki-advise na lang mga mods kung ok yun or pagsasamahin ko na lang sila para ma-revise.

    Eto po yung una:

    It was past 4 am, papasok ako sa work (6 am ang shift ko kasi). I was walking sa isang side street (makitid sya pero me ilaw naman). I saw 3 ladies na makakasalubong ko so keep right ako para me madaanan din sila. They are wearing really skimpy outfits, I thought they were bar girls on their way home (there are a few in the area). I was surprised when suddenly one of the girls was right in front of me and her chest was pressing my torso (medyo petite sya e, but gifted up there and she was quite cute). As in idinidikit nya talaga sa kin and she was smiling! Naghahalo ang thoughts sa isip ko, what will I say?

    “Ang lambot naman nyan, pwede makita yung actual?”

    “Available ka ba ngayon?”

    “Gusto mo ng breakfast?”

    Suddenly, nagsalita na ako…….. “Uhhhhh, miss…….. Sorry di sadya.” sabay side step to the left and walk away.

    Nung asa bus na ako nung naka recover..... “BOOOOOOSSSSSSIIITT!!!!”

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    Probably the first time I was “tempted to partake of the forbidden fruit” was when I was in 2nd year high school. It was a religion class and we were discussing impure thoughts. Our teacher asked us to give examples of impure thoughts. One of my classmates (who was already bading at that time) said “sexual fantasies”. Our teacher agreed and nagpahaging pa that when some do that me kasama pang masturbation.

    Katabi ko nun yung isang classmate naming na masasabi nating me “potential” to be very “wild”. Medyo usap usapan na sya sa klase na easy although wala pa naman nakakatesting as far as we knew then.

    When she heard our teacher say the “M” word, bumulong sya sa kin: “Kaw ba ginagawa mo yun?”

    Smile lang ako.

    “Uy, kunyari mabait hihihi…. Lam mo, di pa ko nakakakita nun….”

    Medyo lumakas loob ko, sabi ko (me halong biro pero deep inside seryoso, “Ganun ba? Gusto mo ng demo?”

    Sumagot sya, “Bakit ipagde-demo mo ako pano ginagawa yun?”

    Nanlamig bigla katawan ko. Is this for real? Or is she just a tease? Then bigla ako nagsalita, a sentence I still regret to this very day:

    “Hinde, papahiramin kita ng membership ko sa arkilahan ng video. Hiram ka na lang ng X dun para kumpleto demo…..”

    Inirapan nya ako at tumahimik. At that very moment, di ko alam kung sino ang mas mukhang bading, yung classmate ko na sumagot or ako!

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    Probably the most direct chance for an easy lay that I turned down was when I was in my first job. Me isang operator sa production line na kilalang me ka live in na tomboy. She was pretty although not really head turning. But she has this sex appeal that is really something!

    Me ine-evaluate ako sa area nila at sya yung naka-assign mag inspect. She stopped for a while. “Sir pahinga muna ako, ok lang?”

    “Sure.” Sabi ko sabay upo sa tabi nya.

    I asked her, “So musta naman kayo ni (tomboy)? Di ka ata nya sinusundo na a!”

    “Ayus naman kami sir kahit paano. Umuwi nga lang sya sa kanila kaya wala sya ngayon.”

    Dahil medyo close naman kami, nilakasan ko loob ko magtanong: “Curious lang ako, pag magkatabi kayo matulog me nangyayari din sa inyo?” Painosente kuno!

    “Syempre naman sir. Pusong lalaki yun e!”

    “Talaga? Pano nyo ginagawa yun e kulang naman pagkalalaki nya kasi wala syang ano…..”

    “Bumabawi na lang sya sir sa ibang paraan, hihihi!”

    Tumahimik bigla. Sabay humina ang boses.....

    “Pero sir, alam nyo…”

    Lumapit sa tenga ko at bumulong…. “Iba pa rin pakiramdam kung yung makakatabi ko merong **** ”

    Napalunok ako….. Naisip ko, “wala syang bantay ngayon. Kung namimiss nya yung body part na yun, pwede ko i-volunteer yung akin!” Di ko alam paano magsasalita. Sabay sabi ko na lang:

    “Malas mo, yung kinuha mo wala nun! Hehehe! Tapusin mo na nga yang iniinspect mo at me iba pa akong gagawin...... ”


    Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    nice one bro, i give you credits to that hehe pamatay sunog ka pala
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    here's my share i work in a call center before. there's this one girl, she's also a part time model of some jeans. there was a word about her that keeps lingers in my mind. my ka-live in sya pero she has a sickness, buzzing around she's has a nympho type of sickness, 2 of the buddies i knew from a different team had a story to share. i got the chance to meet her in our re-training i didn't know about her secret. lagi kaming sabay umuwi, minsan kumakain muna bago umuwi, one time she said she doesn't feel like going home early, she like to watch a movie or something, but i was in a hurry, told her that maybe next we could watch... and i need go home. the next day she's with someone else in a different team.. my buddy smack in the head, and says ang laking mong tanga!!! she's horny as hell and your turn her down? minsan mo lang makakasama ang ganun, a part time model with a hot bod? sinabi mo lang uuwi ka na? for a while i was the joke of the town. :cursing:
    Something happens and I'm head over heels
    “Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    Originally Posted by rasc14
    nice one bro, i give you credits to that hehe pamatay sunog ka pala
    Hehehe, aminado ako dun bro medyo mahina ako sa ganung mga bagay! Buti nga nadiscover ko yung MTC before (although lurker lang ako dun, unlike dito na nahihilig ako magpost) and now LW. Medyo nakakatulong magpalakas ng loob pag nagbabasa ng mga FR hehehe!

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    Originally Posted by amzimuthis
    Hehehe, aminado ako dun bro medyo mahina ako sa ganung mga bagay! Buti nga nadiscover ko yung MTC before (although lurker lang ako dun, unlike dito na nahihilig ako magpost) and now LW. Medyo nakakatulong magpalakas ng loob pag nagbabasa ng mga FR hehehe!
    uu nga dun din ako nagsimula, kahit minsan parang walang lumalabas na boses ko, meron pa ako isang torpe moments kaso hindi ko pa alam paano i-rephrase kasi may mga witness na brethren. you should join us sometimes sa mga EScapades, pang palakas din ng loob... and tom, if you want to play basketball punta ka, para makilala mu rin yung ibang bro's.
    Something happens and I'm head over heels
    “Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    Originally Posted by rasc14
    uu nga dun din ako nagsimula, kahit minsan parang walang lumalabas na boses ko, meron pa ako isang torpe moments kaso hindi ko pa alam paano i-rephrase kasi may mga witness na brethren. you should join us sometimes sa mga EScapades, pang palakas din ng loob... and tom, if you want to play basketball punta ka, para makilala mu rin yung ibang bro's.
    Thanks for the invitation bro! Siguro one day makakasama ako sa inyo. I'll be on a business trip tomorrow, medyo madaming byahe involved sa work ko kaya saan saan ako napapadpad hehehe!

    But thank you so much sa mga taga Loonies World, I really feel at home dito. Mas cozy at personal, di gaya sa kabilang board masyadong crowded and maraming pasaway hehehe!

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    Everybody is welcome here In loonies hope to see you

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    Originally Posted by amzimuthis
    Thanks for the invitation bro! Siguro one day makakasama ako sa inyo. I'll be on a business trip tomorrow, medyo madaming byahe involved sa work ko kaya saan saan ako napapadpad hehehe!

    But thank you so much sa mga taga Loonies World, I really feel at home dito. Mas cozy at personal, di gaya sa kabilang board masyadong crowded and maraming pasaway hehehe!
    No Probs, basketball game is always schedule on monday. yup agree din ako, medyo crowded nga sila...
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    “Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    nice thread , he he, marami rin akong what if noong teen years,

    ngayon nila ako subukan, haay...
    Last edited by josef700; 02-03-2010 at 01:30 PM.

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    Originally Posted by josef700
    nice thread , he he, marami rin akong what if noong teen years,

    ngayon nila ako subukan, haay...
    X2 on that bro.. no holds barred!:laugh:

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    just recently na TORPE ako sa nag interview sa akin...

    here it goes...

    pinay nga pala sya hehehehehe

    while the big boss is interviewing me my immediate boss (counterpart na pinay) keeps on reviewing our previous conversation(interview 1 on 1)...

    hinirit ng big boss "is it a tradition in your country that the girl even when you are just boyfriend and girlfriend is in control of the funds? and by the way miss **** is a single filipina and glad to see that a filipino is eager to work with her"

    out of nowhere nagkatitigan kami ng pinay? she was about to answer something when i blurted out "yes sir even my mom is the real boss of my dad..." with matching yabang na mama's boy dating ako... awwwwwwwww sumimangot ang pinay...

    ouch maling hirit pala yun... strike 1... dapat pinasagot ko yung pinay na lang atleast di ako nagmukhang mama's boy...

    and so ayun tuloy lang interview... the boss again signaled that he is great full that if ever i get hired miss **** can work hand in hand and closer with me since i am also a filipino and he asked me what would be my stand on this issue working with a single filipina(with emphasis on the word single) not a male or a female counterpart from other nation na with a family pa... unang pumasok sa ulo ko yung indian trainor namin ayun sabi ko "i experienced working with an indian and i cant EAT everything i like..." talk about katakawan ayun parang hmmmmmm nairita sya kasi natulala din boss nya kasi akala nya sasagot ko i can work harmoniously since i get to work with a beautiful kapwa pinay... hay iba pa atah rinig nya sa "EAT" hay strike 2 ang taray ng tingin na nya pero cute pa rin...

    lastly after going out she asked me do you know my number if ever i do have some further questions? i told her yes... kahit na nde ko alam number nya huhuhu...

    too bad all i know is the company number not her celnumber waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh ibibigay na nga nya tinanggihan ko pa waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh strike 3...

    pero im hoping i could land the job and hopefully grab again the bat and put a perfect swing for a HOMERUN!!!

    subukan nya pang humirit naku IBANG HIRIT na gagawin ko hehehehehehehe

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    Re: The TORPE moments

    I was an OFW then, out of the blue, a married but without a child , hot colleague , went knocking in my room one night, asked if she can watch on my TV, night shift ako then, I said yes, she can watch in my room but I will be reporting for work, out of my dedication for work, I failed to appreciate that she was flirting that night...until now , pag nakikita ko yung pictures niya sa FB, all I can say is a big SAYANG...

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